1 00:00:07,310 --> 00:00:08,309 Goodbye. 2 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:36,550 listening people there. You are entering on the air the program Barulho na Cidade, 3 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:41,110 the program that tells the truth of life. 4 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:48,870 We received a letter here from our listener, 5 00:01:48,950 --> 00:01:54,610 Carla dos Anzóis Pereira, who tells us the following. 6 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,610 Mr Tutuca. 7 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:04,840 I write this letter to you completely desperate. I am a girl 8 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:10,759 very pretty and also very rich. I live in a 9 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:15,780 very modern little apartment, full of decorations. 10 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:23,060 But I'm writing these poorly drawn lines because of my beautiful 11 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,580 hubby. Yes. 12 00:02:26,090 --> 00:02:32,590 My husband is cute. It's the cutest man than me ever 13 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:35,870 I have known throughout my existence. 14 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:41,210 He's so cute he turns your head all women. 15 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:45,510 It remains to be seen which way women turn their heads. 16 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:50,010 Because if he goes the other way, It means he's horrible. 17 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,270 I live at home. 18 00:02:55,900 --> 00:03:02,200 Anxiously waiting for my husband to return from work to give me your warmth. 19 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:25,140 You know, Tutuca, I really miss my little husband. 20 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:28,470 All day here, alone. 21 00:03:47,650 --> 00:03:54,590 I spend all my time dressing and taking away. 22 00:03:55,150 --> 00:04:01,970 All the clothes I have, I do everything to look very pretty for him, that 23 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:05,190 It's the reason for my little life. 24 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:45,920 It's getting late, I'm going to balcony of my little apartment and 25 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:52,060 I smoke a cigarette nervously, knowing that he must be almost 26 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,060 arriving. 27 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:15,110 You cannot imagine the suffering of a wife who stands at the window 28 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:21,850 waiting for your husband. It's horrible, Tutuca. It's horrible. The time 29 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:24,130 It seems like it doesn't want to go through. 30 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:45,020 When the moment comes for me I waited all day, 31 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:52,240 when I kiss my husband, when I say 32 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:58,800 for him how much I miss him heart, when finally 33 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:02,380 we are alone, what happens? 34 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,120 What happens, Tutuca? 35 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,240 Nothing happens, Tutuca. 36 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,140 There it is. 37 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,720 Nothing happens, tutuca. 38 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,020 I'm a disgrace. You don't like it anymore of me. 39 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,980 More than that, my love. You don't wants nothing to do with me. 40 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,760 Are you going crazy? 41 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,100 I adore you. 42 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,720 I kiss you, I hug you, I die you. 43 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,500 I do everything with you, right? Everything soft, done jackfruit jam. 44 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,140 It is fine. 45 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:46,460 Let's talk. 46 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:50,380 I have something very important to tell you. 47 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,300 I'm unhappy. 48 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,720 You don't want me anymore. 49 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,760 I'm ugly. You must have got one another. 50 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:02,140 It's nothing like that, huh? I am a disgraceful. My husband doesn't want me anymore. 51 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:04,520 I want to die. Please someone kill me. 52 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,780 Do you want to let me talk? 53 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,669 Soon me. 54 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:07,670 It was always just yours. 55 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,310 I never looked at another man. 56 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,570 Now, just like that, you abandon? 57 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,890 Will you shut up? 58 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,290 That's where the problem lies. 59 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,370 Have you ever given a damn to another man? 60 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:36,270 I already brought an aunt. 61 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,900 here at home and you never gave a damn them. 62 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,620 That's not possible, right? 63 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:44,220 So it doesn't work. 64 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,100 I like competing, Carla. 65 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,300 If I have a Mercedes-Benz, it's because Matias has one. 66 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:53,060 If I live in this building, it's because it was the most expensive in Rio. 67 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:57,660 And if I'm a cigarette from Pakistan, It's because it was the most expensive in the square. 68 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,019 Do you understand, Carla? 69 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,380 But what did I do wrong? 70 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,160 I've been so good. 71 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:04,780 That's why. 72 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,980 You've been too good. 73 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:09,840 No, angel. 74 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,920 See if you understand me. 75 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,500 I want you to get a mother. 76 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,460 Give a ball to some guy out there. 77 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,620 But you don't need to give it to him, no. 78 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:21,460 He has a mother. 79 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:27,060 I'm a disgrace. Do you want me Give my little hole to another man. 80 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,360 It's nothing like that. 81 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,620 Oh, my bag. It is fine. 82 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,280 Then I'll explain everything to you. 83 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,140 That's right, Tutuca. 84 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:41,000 My... Husband says I'm faithful too much. 85 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:45,260 What can I do, Tutuca? What? 86 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,500 twenty, Carla. 87 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:59,300 She says, my husband insisted so much with these stories 88 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:05,400 crazy lovers, that one day I I decided to accept 89 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,720 just to see him happy. 90 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:12,960 After all, he's all I have. 91 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:33,640 with a mysterious knight in a guesthouse, on Rua da Lapa, 92 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,940 at eleven o'clock at night. 93 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:42,660 And my little heart was jumping, jumping, 94 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,860 jumping, like a little goat. 95 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:53,520 I was very nervous, Tutuca. 96 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:58,940 After all... I had never done this before. 97 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,760 Cheating on my little husband. 98 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:43,070 At the appointed time, he arrived at apartment. 99 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,630 Ah, Tutucã, it's just me. 100 00:11:55,050 --> 00:12:01,910 How scared I felt at that moment that the door 101 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:02,910 opened. 102 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,600 Who is here? He who? 103 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:27,040 I don't know what you're talking about. No you know, right? 104 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:31,480 Who is 105 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:50,180 that 106 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,180 are you here? 107 00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:14,470 After all, who are you? 108 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:21,830 Police! 109 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:23,930 Police, my darling! 110 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,670 Go get young soon before I lose my mind patience, huh? 111 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,600 He just found it in the closet. 112 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:50,820 Careful! 113 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,460 Careful! 114 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,780 Stop looking for a man in the closet. 115 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,660 Just see a woman in bed. 116 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:56,460 That's right, Tutuca. Sérgio is now alone could love me 117 00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:02,160 completely making up these stories 118 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,160 crazy. 119 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:16,100 Poor thing, my husband is staying crazy. But he is 120 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:21,000 so cute that I'll do anything for him. 121 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,460 Do you think I'm wrong, Tutuca? 122 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,840 See, my love? 123 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,640 Didn't I say? 124 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,690 It was just a matter of adding a little emotion to the thing worked. 125 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,550 That story is the same every day thing. 126 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,670 But so much Antônio is fine. 127 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,150 I'll put what it calls. 128 00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:59,930 The worst mess was when Sérgio decided open that 129 00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:01,290 closet. 130 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,270 What's he doing there, man? 131 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,189 Come on, man. 132 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,190 Waiting for the train. 133 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:31,790 749 Recess. 134 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:38,950 This bus, parked on the banks of the canal, will receive 135 00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:42,330 a load of special passengers. 136 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:48,730 Passengers, all of them convicted of a common suffering. 137 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:10,319 It seems like life has gathered on this bus characters condemned by 138 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,180 human misery. 139 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:34,460 No matter the age or gender, each brings the 140 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:40,800 your personal, private problem load a 141 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 suffering 142 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:10,120 of suffering, the frowning face, the tense. 143 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:23,880 Even Maria Tissão and her son Pentelinho, that 144 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:29,080 walk happily along the edge of the channel, are on the verge of drama. 145 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:57,650 A family to create, as she no longer could support the boy. 146 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:09,050 One moment, this couple of religious people was in mine 147 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,050 script. 148 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,110 But anyway, be well -welcome. 149 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:19,970 Because with the load of suffering that this bus carries, well they will be useful. 150 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:24,130 Shepherds of God with these poor people souls. 151 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:12,910 The seventh passenger was Zé Chulé, white, 55 years old, farmer. 152 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:17,070 He brought with him Mico Januário, his only friend. 153 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:23,150 The yam field he had planted a long time ago two years ago it had been destroyed by 154 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:27,830 Zé Chulé was in poverty, ruined. 155 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:39,110 The exchanger immediately warned that the monkey I couldn't travel on the bus. The vehicle 156 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:40,690 Don't go to the zoo. 157 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:45,470 José took a waterfall arguing that Januário was his cousin. 158 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,730 And he ended up sitting in the back. 159 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,950 Imagine if that makes sense. 160 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:57,250 A monkey like Januário cannot travel on the bus. 161 00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,810 Januário is a monkey doctor. 162 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:06,320 Play rounds like no one else. And it's so popular here in the floodplain, if they mess up, he 163 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,380 ends up elected deputy. 164 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:27,420 Then came Mimi Duzentinho and Ernesto Cane Foot. 165 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:33,090 Mimi Duzentinho, so called because she is a girl of high moral principles. 166 00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:36,850 I would only go out with the guy for 200 bucks. 167 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:42,530 And the sugarcane tree, as the name suggests, I sucked pitu instead of milk. 168 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:47,350 And now, he was eager to breastfeed Mimi. 169 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:55,230 Tauzinho clutch. 170 00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:58,960 He was the bus driver of misfortune. 171 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:20,160 Nacipe Salomão, as always, arrived I was late and was missing the bus. 172 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,200 Nacipe owned the only grocery store in the city. Barbara. 173 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:27,560 He paid the boss a lot of money. 174 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,860 But don't be fooled by that face satisfaction. 175 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,360 Nacipe was also with his problem. 176 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,160 Calzinho clutch was thinking. 177 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,260 He put something in his head and no one I could take it off. 178 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,940 A pair of horns. 179 00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:05,100 He thought that Yolanda was cuckolding him. 180 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,720 But do you know who Yolanda is? 181 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:13,180 Yolanda is a mulatta from the house Matilde. 182 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:19,060 Woman with an easy life, who really wants rosette. And it still gives a good life to 183 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:23,100 clutch. Who drives a stubborn bus and bastard that it is. 184 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,080 But he was really confused. 185 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:32,580 Yolanda was throwing water out of the basin. 186 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:39,680 Sister Francisca let out a steady snore, dreaming of a flock of deer, 187 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,380 lamb, jumping through the fields. 188 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:50,180 And Father Barnardo dreamed, sinfully, who ate all the 189 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,340 roasted deer. 190 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,660 The changing table was full of shit of that balance sheet. 191 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:04,520 Maria Tissão was already missing her little hair. It's true he was a foot 192 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:09,640 in the bag, he ate like a bay horse, it caused a disgraceful loss. But you know how 193 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,280 mother is mother. 194 00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:20,760 The daughter accuses Dona Elvira of stealing money from her wallet. 195 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,340 And still wanting to fuck her husband. 196 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,980 Your own daughter. 197 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,860 The sugarcane tree was looking at the landscape. But the landscape didn't pay much attention to him 198 00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:38,260 no. The sugarcane tree didn't even have the passage. Let alone the two hundred. 199 00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:42,920 Nicanor felt free. 200 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,580 He had condemned hunger and want. 201 00:24:46,780 --> 00:24:49,240 His wife and two innocent babies. 202 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:53,710 The wind that hit his face did not touched the heart. 203 00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:58,630 Soon, he started to get bored. 204 00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:02,050 Making the driver tell him to take cashew. 205 00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:11,690 The sugarcane tree didn't give up biting the Mimi's thighs. Which, let's face it, isn't 206 00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:12,690 a bad dish. 207 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:15,770 He promised to pay the girl with the dentures from his uncle. 208 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:19,010 That he would steal tonight to sell there in the square. 209 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:21,790 And he made sure she gave a firm note. 210 00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:25,930 But with Mimi, it's only for fagots. 211 00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:34,550 Nacipe went to smoke his 212 00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:39,710 little hair and immediately caught the mess of Dora Elvira, who was already pissed off in the 213 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:42,530 pants, knitting to fit calm down. 214 00:25:44,530 --> 00:25:47,570 And the priest, at that point, had already almost eaten... 215 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,240 fagots and gays there in your dream. 216 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:24,240 he apologized all over, he invented that grandma had died of diarrhea and promised 217 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,700 get your ananis money. 218 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:35,280 The problem was where to get the 500 silver from 219 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,280 your pineapple. 220 00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:41,940 The tight pants were dirtier in the square what a chicken coop. 221 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,800 I didn't even have the credit to buy one. glass of water with toothpick. 222 00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:53,770 blind, where would he be able to get up this note? 223 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:57,030 To where? From where? 224 00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:00,390 Is God on my side? 225 00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:03,890 Can the poor man help me get it? this note? 226 00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:11,610 Yes, Father can, but it's something else. 227 00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:24,850 They asked the driver if monkeys could travel on the bus. He told her to stay 228 00:27:24,850 --> 00:27:26,910 sitting, that no one would see. 229 00:27:29,970 --> 00:27:32,990 And Januário is bothering everyone world. 230 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:37,350 All 231 00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:44,810 world 232 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:48,810 I wanted to make some mincemeat monkey for dinner. 233 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,280 One can talk or squeal at any time want. 234 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,300 Even the pious priest was pissed. 235 00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:21,020 That's when Slack Pants finally decided where the 500 fratas were going to take off 236 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,939 your Ananias. 237 00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:26,480 He walked in front of the bus full of moral and clogged with reason. 238 00:28:31,850 --> 00:28:35,470 the short three oitão and invited the driver to dance a waltz. 239 00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:38,770 People froze, everyone shitting themselves. 240 00:28:40,290 --> 00:28:43,630 The loose pants ordered the bus to be touched to Caxias. 241 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:52,730 The priest wanted to go and complain to the bishop, but soon gave up. It seems that the bishop 242 00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:53,870 I was very busy. 243 00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:58,970 And the pants there with the three eights on the snout from everyone. 244 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:08,820 Treefrog, you jump, jump, jump and don't becomes bald. Hair sticks to the head 245 00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:09,880 like a tick. 246 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,140 Tree frog gum is actually good. 247 00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:20,220 The pants told the driver to get in some broken to be able to clean the 248 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,220 more calmly. 249 00:29:56,780 --> 00:30:02,240 What's up What's up What's up What's up What's up 250 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,140 In exchange for this boy. You can't harm a child. 251 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,360 So put it in here. I have something a lot of value. 252 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,240 Believe me. Put it in here. Leave the boy with me. It's a child, he doesn't 253 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,080 has nothing to do with it. Put your hand down, man son. Guard, put away that revolver. 254 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,380 trust me. You must have a little of God in your heart still, don't you? 255 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,140 Trust me. Put what's in there. 256 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,880 It is something of great value that I have for give it to you, my son. 257 00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:28,660 You will never forget this. 258 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,280 priests can be trusted nowadays. 259 00:34:09,489 --> 00:34:10,489 I already. 260 00:34:11,409 --> 00:34:12,409 How many times? 261 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,030 In Madureira, about six times. 262 00:34:14,330 --> 00:34:16,190 But in Caxias, more than twenty. 263 00:34:16,570 --> 00:34:17,989 Twenty? Twenty, sir. 264 00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:24,030 My friend, you have been very robbed lately or the gaturamas 265 00:34:24,030 --> 00:34:27,530 your face? I keep getting robbed. Everywhere I go they rob me. In 266 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:30,550 bakery, in the pub, when I buy bread. Anywhere, on the bus, even in the 267 00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:32,989 taxi. I'm suspicious that this here It's not a robbery, right? 268 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:38,260 You can't even go out on the street anymore. Anything you do, you have the 269 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,760 impression that it is a robbery. They want you take money from everywhere. 270 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,100 High hands, high hands, high hands, hands high, high hands. 271 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:50,679 Where have you seen yourself, you damned idiot, at asphalts, 272 00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:57,340 to the buses, getting dressed sacred of 273 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:58,340 habit? 274 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,300 Image of the priest to draw a gun. 275 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:14,080 Rob a child passing by on the street to make his father's snakes. A lady 276 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,080 going to the fair. 277 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:18,020 A poor worker with a lunch box in hand. 278 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,620 Going to work or returning to work home. 279 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,900 Cursed, cowardly, unhappy. 280 00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:28,020 Bird of prey. 281 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,040 Bird of prey. 282 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,260 He still calls himself a man. 283 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,190 Take advantage... to shoot a creature. 284 00:35:36,990 --> 00:35:41,570 A suffering woman who goes to work, a young girl who goes to work, 285 00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:47,990 the watch, pull out the beads, clothing, 286 00:35:47,990 --> 00:35:53,030 break into a poor home, steal the interior of a house. 287 00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:54,830 That's what men say. 288 00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:57,350 What does that mean? 289 00:35:58,090 --> 00:36:00,590 It means they are rags of society. 290 00:36:01,310 --> 00:36:02,630 The work exists. 291 00:36:04,339 --> 00:36:06,300 need. The robbery? 292 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:12,960 Assault means cowardice and it is said brave to appear in the newspaper, 293 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,680 in magazines. 294 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,200 Why is that? 295 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,580 Why is this, I ask? 296 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:24,200 It's full of dogs out there, without shame, no shame. 297 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:31,320 Women also robbing, women robbing, taking it to the guy and 298 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,500 so it's full. 299 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,840 And now I tell you gentlemen, what What should we do with these dogs? 300 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,960 With these cowards? 301 00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:41,960 With these idiots? 302 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:44,000 What should we do? 303 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,280 So I could. 304 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,020 So I could. 305 00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:55,260 But I'm sure that one day everything this will end. 306 00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,340 Respect will exist. 307 00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:08,370 Let's resolve it. You have to pay for assault. It will be very expensive. You will pay. 308 00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:10,750 You can look into my eyes. 309 00:37:13,550 --> 00:37:14,990 By the way. 310 00:37:15,690 --> 00:37:17,690 Do you know that animal? 311 00:37:18,990 --> 00:37:20,250 It's a hyena. 312 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,990 The hyena lives on rotten meat. 313 00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:26,170 Copulates once a year. 314 00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:30,670 And laugh at the misery. Lives doing crazy things of laughter. 315 00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:32,290 Leaping with laughter. 316 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,460 of the misery she lives in. 317 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:38,600 You are also miserable society. 318 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:45,380 You robbers. Don't rob, because you live off other people's misery and laugh at 319 00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:46,380 rot. 320 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,460 Let's now turn to the case of the turkey that spoke. 321 00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:19,280 The turkey spoke. He spoke so well that he almost was hired as a sports announcer 322 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,640 in Minas Gerais. 323 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:30,760 In the pleasant village of Nossa Senhora of Mato Dentro, life ran smoothly like 324 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,760 God likes it. 325 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:37,400 The men smoked their smoke and the women asked... 326 00:38:37,930 --> 00:38:41,490 Um... Well, leave the women alone. 327 00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:52,430 Your baby, white, married, 48 years old and docking the 328 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,630 bag, like all Minas Gerais natives. 329 00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:58,170 Asking a parrot for a blessing and giving it advice to armadillo. 330 00:38:59,090 --> 00:39:01,290 It's fine with me, right, old man? 331 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:11,120 He married Terezinha Machadinha, daughter from the flying trapeze artist of the brothers' circus 332 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:17,820 Aurélio, gifted girl. I did some Corn breading and braised taioba 333 00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:21,800 hurt anyone's heart Brazilian. 334 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,900 Honestly, hats off. 335 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:33,700 And her baby was wondering, what a better woman beautiful that I married. God protected me. 336 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,280 I'm a devotee of Saint Anthony, but I'm not I deserved so much. 337 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:42,760 For me, a thin little woman was enough to catucate. It didn't even have to be good. 338 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:55,060 Tereza Machadinha was the coolest girl serious 339 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,060 region. 340 00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:02,280 He married his baby and never again... 341 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,690 He looked at another man. 342 00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:12,590 Every now and then, she would get some bananas in the bush. AND 343 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:16,230 I spent some time there, admiring nature. 344 00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:23,630 Your baby had a very nice neighbor funny. Zeca Lies. 345 00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:29,810 Zeca Mentira was the most local liar. 346 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,040 To tell the story, he was alone. 347 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,800 In addition to being a liar and an idiot, he was lazy. 348 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,900 I didn't do anything all day. 349 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:49,160 I told everyone I was retired. Who worked hard and supported 350 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:55,720 family was Dona Mariazinha Levatroxa, mother 351 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,200 of an exemplary family. 352 00:40:58,030 --> 00:41:04,210 who sacrificed himself in the basin to buy the daily bread. 353 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:11,130 Zeca Mentira spent the whole day wondering, trying to find out 354 00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:18,050 a way to trick the idiot. Why behind him, he had a woman 355 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:19,490 that supported the house. 356 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:35,540 Dona Maria, you are a saint. 357 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:42,600 Not only Amélia was a real woman. A lady is the pride of your 358 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,580 family. My sincere congratulations. 359 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:59,640 A beautiful sunny day, Zeca Mentira, walking through the woods, he saw 360 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:00,920 something interesting. 361 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:10,220 It was Mrs. Teresa Machadinha who was collecting some bananas to make a 362 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:11,220 sweet. 363 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:21,540 She had gotten used to this habit of make banana jam because of 364 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:27,820 your grandmother. Who taught him a recipe on slow fire that everyone 365 00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:29,280 I liked it a lot. 366 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:43,620 The truth is that Zeca Mentira was very... 367 00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:48,600 Impressed with... 368 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:54,980 Dona Teresa's banana jam Hatchet. 369 00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:03,500 He became restless, restless, in agony. By 370 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:07,100 that he had never been invited? 371 00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:10,780 To eat that banana candy. 372 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:24,740 And Zeca, who had nothing to do do... He went on to 373 00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:28,600 observe Dona Tereza up close Hatchet. 374 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,320 Trying to make friends. 375 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,040 Who knows, maybe one day... 376 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:40,140 She invited him to eat sweets. 377 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:54,260 Your baby, every now and then, came back from the countryside earlier and 378 00:43:54,260 --> 00:44:00,520 I took the opportunity to be close to you beloved and holy 379 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,520 woman. 380 00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:34,670 But she, a very serious woman, did not admit these intimacies during the day. 381 00:44:38,190 --> 00:44:44,890 While Maria was working on the tank, the Zeca was every 382 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:50,690 increasingly nervous. So it ends going crazy. 383 00:44:55,400 --> 00:45:00,880 He scratched his head and jumped on it. place, like a monkey. 384 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:10,360 It was then that he decided to return home, with that way of someone who doesn't want anything, 385 00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:14,660 of those who are watching the band pass by. 386 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,680 Well, he had other intentions. 387 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,580 Disqualified individual and unscrupulous. 388 00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:29,830 He went to bother his own wife during work. 389 00:45:30,190 --> 00:45:34,590 How absurd! What an ignoble thing! 390 00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:40,530 Individuals like this are what make the our darkest dawn. 391 00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:47,790 Guys like this do the rolls stop singing. But 392 00:45:47,790 --> 00:45:54,110 Dona Maria takes the bundle she had to wash six... 393 00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:00,860 Kilos of clothes, even that day, placed the marginal 394 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:04,060 in its proper place. 395 00:46:21,060 --> 00:46:23,940 That's when Zeca saw... 396 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,660 The Piru Kojak. 397 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:40,260 Zeca tied the animal to a rope, without if 398 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:43,500 worry about who owned the piru. 399 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:50,840 And he started thinking how he could win some money with him. 400 00:46:53,260 --> 00:47:00,120 Somehow, after thinking a lot bullshit, he had 401 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,480 an idea. 402 00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:06,940 An idea that seemed sensational to him. 403 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,300 Fantastic pyramid. 404 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:21,860 Got drunk... 405 00:47:22,350 --> 00:47:28,910 with a fierce canine for chuchu of those that probably 406 00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:33,170 killed the guard's mother 407 00:47:33,170 --> 00:47:41,290 after 408 00:47:41,290 --> 00:47:48,010 put the turkey under his arm and 409 00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:53,730 walked towards his house baby, 410 00:47:53,830 --> 00:48:00,170 willing to faithfully execute the 411 00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:05,090 plan that he had conceived a few minutes ago ago. 412 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:30,500 Zeca Mentira was very happy and satisfied, confident in 413 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,500 your idea. 414 00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:38,740 And your baby, as always, was giving tough, like a man 415 00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:40,240 honest it was. 416 00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:44,540 Good morning, your baby. 417 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,560 Good morning. 418 00:49:04,569 --> 00:49:05,970 No. 419 00:49:08,030 --> 00:49:09,330 Thank you very much. 420 00:49:16,510 --> 00:49:17,910 You know, 421 00:49:20,430 --> 00:49:21,339 your baby... 422 00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:23,620 I came here to propose a negotiation. 423 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:28,700 What kind of negotiation is this, huh, Zeca? Lie? 424 00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:36,780 See here that I bring a wonder of this world of God to propose to you. 425 00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:46,440 For me, that's a turkey, buddy. 426 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,520 But it turns out, baby, that this turkey here... 427 00:49:50,270 --> 00:49:55,670 It's a serene drop turkey, a marvel. Look, give it a fuck. Jeez! 428 00:49:57,350 --> 00:49:58,350 Did you understand? 429 00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:00,210 Wow, big guy. 430 00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:03,330 This turkey is not like the others, no, sir. 431 00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:04,910 This turkey here talks. 432 00:50:05,510 --> 00:50:07,310 Isn't it, Cojoc? Speak up. 433 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:08,730 Speak up, Cojoc. 434 00:50:08,970 --> 00:50:09,970 This one speaks. 435 00:50:10,290 --> 00:50:11,910 Look, Zé, that's a lie. 436 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:18,200 With all due respect I have for sir, this turkey thing that talks 437 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,900 It's not me. If you want, you can get another sucker out there. 438 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,340 What what, your baby? 439 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:28,060 So I don't know my turkey? This Peru says, he's the one who's shy now. 440 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,920 Why is he shy? I threatened him with the blowjobs, right? Speak up, Kojak. 441 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,240 Speak up, Kojak. 442 00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:36,260 Wait, you'll see how he speak now. Speak up, Kojak. 443 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,760 Go talk, boy. 444 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,700 Speak up, Kojak. Go, go. 445 00:50:42,110 --> 00:50:44,310 Speak up, boy. Tell your baby to see. 446 00:50:44,770 --> 00:50:45,770 Speak up. 447 00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:49,390 He speaks. 448 00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:52,030 Speak up, Kojak. Speak up, Kojak. He speaks. 449 00:50:53,090 --> 00:50:56,030 Ah, also with that sound. Now I know. 450 00:50:56,410 --> 00:51:01,290 It's just that we have to go to one umbrella, baby. This turkey is 451 00:51:01,570 --> 00:51:05,210 We go to an umbrella, look at a cigarette and you will see how 452 00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:07,250 he will talk about the wonders of this world. 453 00:51:08,070 --> 00:51:09,070 Right, Kojak? 454 00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:10,350 Come on, you baby. 455 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:19,020 And the two went looking for an umbrella for the 456 00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:21,800 turkey doesn't get too hot. 457 00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:28,680 Well, this place is small. Now that the we are here in a shade, very 458 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:33,950 small. We're going to have sex with Duque Duke, do you know what it's like? That Kojak is 459 00:51:33,950 --> 00:51:39,730 a little naughty, you know? He likes it that way every now and then to do the little charm 460 00:51:39,790 --> 00:51:40,790 as they say in the city. 461 00:51:41,590 --> 00:51:46,110 You know something, baby? I Last night I had a dream, you know? 462 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:50,110 I had a dream that I was a car. I dreamed I was a car. And that one of yours 463 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:54,460 niece... She thought she had to buy a car and went to choose a car 464 00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:55,460 chose me. 465 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:58,020 Then he got in the car and went for a walk. 466 00:51:58,260 --> 00:52:00,740 When the car arrived at the corner broke down. Do you know what she did? 467 00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:05,980 She decided to see what the car had, got under me, grabbed the lever 468 00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:06,980 started. 469 00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:10,100 How is it, Cojaco? Will you speak or not Are you going to talk? 470 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:14,300 Look, Sunenê, changing the voice of a people for the other, the business is very 471 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,520 With that turkey, if you go to Santo Estóvão Fair, find out 472 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,540 you will be full of money. 473 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:21,900 But full of money. 474 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,060 Even more a good looking guy, just like you. 475 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,860 Of course, you're not there, but neither is about to be thrown away. 476 00:52:29,710 --> 00:52:32,370 And if you go to Círculo Santo then We don't even talk to him. 477 00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:36,590 The one from Vale Tudo, from Círculo Santo, It's going to be, it's going to be like this for women and for 478 00:52:36,590 --> 00:52:40,470 money, as they say, but money, lots of it money. Now, of course, I won't because 479 00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:44,810 I'm kind of there, I want to do it a few trips there, I'm not thinking too much. 480 00:52:44,810 --> 00:52:47,290 How much do you want for that turkey? Fur turkey? 481 00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:53,580 Well, we live around here, we get along know. 482 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,400 Of course, I have great respect for your baby. And we could... one 483 00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,400 Simple business, right? 484 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,259 Do you know your wife? 485 00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:02,260 Your wife. 486 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,000 I know she doesn't like you. 487 00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:06,220 I'm aware of this. 488 00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:09,900 Mine doesn't like me either. So the We could make a little exchange. Want 489 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:14,760 say, I would trade the turkey for yours woman. And you know, just... just a couple of bimbos. O 490 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,860 A bimbada? What are you thinking? 491 00:53:21,010 --> 00:53:25,690 Your baby became a jaguar. 492 00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:32,970 I wanted to catch Zeca Mentira and do bit of him. Where have you already 493 00:53:32,970 --> 00:53:35,850 see? Is this a proposal that should be done? 494 00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:45,230 Meanwhile, Dona Tereza Machadinha, the pivot of the rumored case... 495 00:53:47,179 --> 00:53:53,460 Innocently, he waited at the window your house the tail of the sweet banana stay 496 00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:54,460 on point. 497 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:59,680 That was when Zeca Mentira appeared with the Piru Falang. 498 00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:06,680 And forced a certain intimacy with the owner Teresa. That, despite being 499 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:13,140 a married lady, did not want to be rude to the neighbor. 500 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,940 But your baby showed up at exactly the right time and scared the pyro away. 501 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:33,260 The other day, when your baby was preparing a reed to make a fishing rod, 502 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:39,440 thinking about the mullets, the traíras, the piabas, 503 00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:42,880 the persistent individual. 504 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:50,320 Insistent and indecent, Zeca Mentira did it again 505 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,320 inappropriate proposal to your baby. 506 00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:03,840 Your baby, covered in reason, 507 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:10,740 came out huffing, like a 508 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:13,540 train. behind Sacripanta. 509 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:28,440 Only this time, your baby was willing to end 510 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,440 this story. 511 00:55:31,180 --> 00:55:37,920 He ran after Zeca, just like the boys of Coutinho's selection. 512 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:45,060 Zeca Despite the confusion, he didn't let go of the 513 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:47,260 No way Kojak. 514 00:55:56,100 --> 00:56:03,080 When the two were already quite tired, with the tongue sticking out like the 515 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,600 thief dog, Zeca ran back from the house. 516 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:15,620 Terrible screams were heard, horrible. 517 00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:29,860 After a few seconds, your baby appeared with the machete 518 00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:36,760 and turkey in hand. What would have happened to the poor 519 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,760 Zeca? 520 00:56:56,300 --> 00:57:02,340 Zé Cã was crying because they cut the your... I mean, 521 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,440 They stole your turkey. 522 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:10,240 It's true that no one believed that that turkey talked. 523 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:15,200 But, in any case, it was missed Damn, huh? 524 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:29,840 He decided to fix the owner too Teresa. 525 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:37,320 He hung the woman upside down, to see if she changed her ways 526 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,080 to face things. 527 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:47,780 Kojak ended up saying nothing and turned around a lunch. 528 00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:54,560 Your baby confiscated Maria Levatroxa and lived very happily. 529 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,080 The rest of your life. 530 00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:02,580 For the happiness of your neighbors. 531 00:58:11,980 --> 00:58:14,660 It turns out that Kojaki didn't die. 532 00:58:15,220 --> 00:58:18,480 They killed his brother, Piru. 533 00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:24,660 And Kojaki spoke so fluently that the local radio announcer finished. 534 00:58:25,150 --> 00:58:26,830 And today he is our colleague. 535 00:58:31,690 --> 00:58:37,170 Dona Eudóxia, resident here at MET, all beautiful, in yellow, all lush. 536 00:58:37,170 --> 00:58:38,890 Eudoxia, tell me one thing. 537 00:58:39,210 --> 00:58:41,450 Have you ever seen a talking turkey? 538 00:58:41,890 --> 00:58:45,790 Ah, my son, since my husband died, I don't even see a quiet turkey, 539 00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:47,150 another talking turkey. 540 00:59:00,689 --> 00:59:07,670 Now, on the program Barulho na Cidade, you will hear a fable. One 541 00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:09,830 fable that really happened. 542 00:59:14,530 --> 00:59:18,710 Aristides and Aristeus were two great friends. 543 00:59:19,610 --> 00:59:22,290 One wouldn't let go of the other for anything. 544 00:59:23,090 --> 00:59:26,210 Life had thrown them into the same misery. 545 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:30,290 And necessity brought them together in the same friendship. 546 00:59:32,030 --> 00:59:37,130 Aristides, the short and bald one, was the oldest and most dreamy. 547 00:59:38,670 --> 00:59:44,910 Aristeu, the skinny one, despite being older young, had his feet closer to the 548 00:59:49,590 --> 00:59:54,810 They had nothing to eat, where sleep, what to wear. 549 00:59:56,430 --> 01:00:03,410 I called them they were for the passerby indifferent two beggars two sides of the 550 01:00:03,410 --> 01:00:10,350 society and nothing else but they could laugh of misfortune and 551 01:00:10,350 --> 01:00:15,530 move life forward better than there are a lot of rich people out there 552 01:00:15,530 --> 01:00:22,470 because joy my friends is something that is brought inside 553 01:00:22,470 --> 01:00:29,190 of us like a crystal flower where cultivated with the water of love for others 554 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:30,930 and a free heart. 555 01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:54,970 Thus, Aristides and Aristeus were deceiving death. 556 01:00:55,930 --> 01:00:59,310 Surviving everything thanks to your friendship. 557 01:01:08,670 --> 01:01:13,210 One day Aristides found a card phone on the floor. 558 01:01:14,010 --> 01:01:16,050 He was happy, completely happy. 559 01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:19,030 I was going to talk on the phone. 560 01:01:19,290 --> 01:01:20,750 But talk to who? 561 01:01:21,590 --> 01:01:24,890 Aristides didn't know anyone who had a telephone. 562 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:37,720 In fact, Aristides didn't know anyone besides Aristeu. 563 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:54,200 Aristides' father had died of mumps when he was still a baby. 564 01:01:54,680 --> 01:02:00,500 His mother, maddened by grief, he would shoot two days later. 565 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,300 on the factory tracks to die run over. 566 01:02:06,020 --> 01:02:11,240 The boy Aristides was raised by a old blind woman who lived in a shack 567 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,240 to that of their parents. 568 01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:19,140 She tried to give him motherly affection, but being blind, she kept sticking the pin 569 01:02:19,140 --> 01:02:20,280 of the diaper on Aristides. 570 01:02:20,540 --> 01:02:26,060 One day, he took advantage of the open door and fled. He was only five years old. 571 01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:29,400 Since then, they have become vagabonds. 572 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,840 A nobody. 573 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:35,080 The school of life made him a doctor in suffering. 574 01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:46,800 Aristeu had a story practically the same. 575 01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:51,260 Instead of mumps, his father had died of syphilis. 576 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:55,420 And instead of being run over by a train, your mother had died of a shovel. 577 01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:07,760 One fine day, Aristides decided to do friendship with the sea. 578 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:14,240 He opened his arms and called out to the waves, praising the beauty of the foam and 579 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,880 praising the coolness of the breeze. 580 01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,460 Completely integrated with nature. 581 01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:25,300 Turns out he didn't know how to swim. 582 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:30,600 The sea caught him and left him almost dead. 583 01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:34,420 He ran to help. 584 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:40,640 Aristides, turning towards the sea, said, Why do you treat me like this? 585 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,560 Why do you treat me like this? 586 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,760 Aristides had swallowed a lot of healthy water. 587 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:56,600 His stomach, accustomed to hunger, became all happy, thinking that the sea water 588 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,860 it was a flower. 589 01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:08,960 Aristeu tried mouth to mouth breathing. mouth to save his friend. 590 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,340 And that's what worked. 591 01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:16,100 Aristides was out of danger, thanks to God. 592 01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:32,520 To celebrate, Aristeu gave a cigarette as a gift for Aristides. 593 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,540 This has become very common. 594 01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:38,860 And they went shopping for dinner. 595 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:44,680 They commented on how expensive life was, that so there was no more money than 596 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:48,980 arrived. That it was all costing face eyes. 597 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:17,480 Aristides found it, trapped in a clump of caipim, a photograph. 598 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:23,480 The photograph of the most beautiful woman he had seen it all his life. 599 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:34,140 Aristides thought the girl was stupid. The mother His was much prettier. 600 01:05:34,580 --> 01:05:35,980 No comparison. 601 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:40,600 But Aristides kept that photo with him to the heart. 602 01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:44,770 as the most precious possession in your life miserable. 603 01:05:55,130 --> 01:06:01,610 At dusk, with the bustle of cicadas, the two prepared to 604 01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:07,630 The night promised to be cold and their house it was very ventilated. 605 01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:13,520 Aristides, enchanted by the photo, fell asleep hugged. 606 01:06:27,180 --> 01:06:29,820 And then he dreamed. 607 01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:36,420 He dreamed that he entered a very rich house. 608 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,520 Very pretty. 609 01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:46,160 The floor and stairs were made of marble, the gold handrails and 610 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:50,260 the carpets worthy of a Persian emperor. 611 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:59,480 Your eyes, accustomed to poverty, were dazzled by the brightness of the 612 01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:00,480 luxury. 613 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:13,320 When passing through a gap in the curtain lace from Greece, he found a 614 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,860 that I never expected to find. 615 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:34,520 The girl in the photograph he had found late, 616 01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,740 She owned this palace of dreams. 617 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:48,720 She danced before his eyes with the grace and lightness of a hummingbird. 618 01:07:55,240 --> 01:08:00,780 She laughed at him, because he was completely helpless way, embarrassed. 619 01:08:03,690 --> 01:08:09,950 She was purity and, at the same time, the sin. Your virgin nudity 620 01:08:09,950 --> 01:08:13,470 represented all the pleasure that life denied him. 621 01:08:20,490 --> 01:08:24,770 Her childish beauty was, at the same time, sensual. 622 01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:29,569 Aristides' heart leapt joy. 623 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,880 They played as if they were children. 624 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:58,939 Aristides, in his purity, treated the girl like your daughter, 625 01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:03,060 filling himself with care for her. 626 01:09:18,470 --> 01:09:25,390 my dear listener because we all are children we have in 627 01:09:25,390 --> 01:09:31,670 the most hidden corner of our soul child and if we 628 01:09:31,670 --> 01:09:35,670 let this child speak the world it would be better 629 01:09:35,670 --> 01:09:43,410 no 630 01:09:43,410 --> 01:09:45,810 there would be no wars or famine 631 01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:51,050 Children would not die abandoned by streets. 632 01:09:51,510 --> 01:09:58,270 Old people would not be left like trash useless for their 633 01:09:58,270 --> 01:09:59,270 own children. 634 01:10:07,430 --> 01:10:12,910 Aristides, in his misery, in his life margin of society, 635 01:10:13,150 --> 01:10:18,890 was, first of all, an adult who knew be a child. 636 01:10:22,090 --> 01:10:28,210 Not for a moment, in all your existence, stopped laughing, 637 01:10:28,210 --> 01:10:33,770 to love your neighbor, to find, 638 01:10:33,990 --> 01:10:40,610 in the simple fact of being alive, a reason to thank God, 639 01:10:40,830 --> 01:10:42,770 the Supreme Creator. 640 01:10:58,350 --> 01:11:02,990 But suddenly, like every dream, this dream is over. 641 01:11:04,650 --> 01:11:07,590 The girl's figure faded away. 642 01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:15,330 Aristide said goodbye to her and left the back door of the dream. 643 01:11:21,070 --> 01:11:27,630 The day dawned warm, sunny, feverish. 644 01:11:35,850 --> 01:11:38,530 Aristeu was the first to wake up. 645 01:11:39,930 --> 01:11:46,210 Already thinking about the breakfast I had to be ripped out of this city 646 01:11:46,210 --> 01:11:49,070 hostile, he poked Aristides. 647 01:11:58,070 --> 01:12:02,490 But it seemed like Aristides was still in the dream. 648 01:12:07,050 --> 01:12:10,210 Aristeu tried to listen to his heart and nothing. 649 01:12:11,630 --> 01:12:13,470 Desperately, he shook it off. 650 01:12:13,850 --> 01:12:16,190 He looked around for help. 651 01:12:32,310 --> 01:12:33,310 Useless. 652 01:12:34,010 --> 01:12:36,030 Aristides was dead. 653 01:12:44,910 --> 01:12:50,530 Interestingly, among the people who watched the drama of Aristeus, 654 01:12:50,630 --> 01:12:55,790 crying over the body of Aristides, desperate, 655 01:12:55,850 --> 01:13:02,230 was the girl in the photograph, who probably, 656 01:13:02,330 --> 01:13:07,890 In an oversight, he had lost the portrait a few minutes ago. meters away. 657 01:13:15,210 --> 01:13:22,150 She who, without knowing it, filled with joy the beggar's last dream 658 01:13:22,150 --> 01:13:28,510 Aristides. By the light of fate, was there, dead, 659 01:13:28,510 --> 01:13:32,530 at her feet, and she didn't even know it. 660 01:13:56,460 --> 01:14:02,540 The case took place in Ipanema, a neighborhood of Granfino, where Zaylo's madame saw 661 01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:05,480 doorman and all these mummies and stay okay. 662 01:14:05,860 --> 01:14:12,140 The Almeida family is made up of Almeida father, Almeida mother and Almeida son, 663 01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:18,820 that they took the kitten to eat at the place and was leaving for a weekend 664 01:14:18,820 --> 01:14:20,540 in Cabo Frio. 665 01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:35,900 The house, as always, was left to Isaura, a very mulatta 666 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:41,640 the good joke that was marking a hole as a maid while I didn't get one 667 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,040 Portuguese to get married. 668 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:57,260 The little bastard, as soon as the bosses left, the talker stuck to the phone and left 669 01:14:57,260 --> 01:15:00,100 inviting the entire neighborhood to a little party. 670 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:10,240 I already said here in this 671 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:16,160 program that you need to take a lot Be careful with this leaving business 672 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,620 alone at home. Very careful! 673 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,280 The slutty gang enters the field. 674 01:15:23,900 --> 01:15:29,000 Mariazinha from one hundred and four goalkeeper. Manoel from the sideline 675 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,000 right. 676 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:35,020 Martinha Babali, central defender. 677 01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:40,780 And Carlinhos Açadogueiro playing in the middle field. 678 01:15:42,820 --> 01:15:45,500 Getúlio Pipoqueiro taking the piano. 679 01:15:53,680 --> 01:16:00,340 Levante, Betinho Top driver left 680 01:16:00,340 --> 01:16:05,960 and Janete Arromadeira on the left midfielder. 681 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:10,500 And coach Isaura from the center. 682 01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:32,620 The athletes decided to bathe. The heat what he did was 683 01:16:32,620 --> 01:16:33,660 hellish. 684 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:39,860 Those who didn't have a towel dried themselves in the grass. 685 01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:50,800 At the beginning of the afternoon, what happened that 686 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:56,980 meeting would be... Something reprehensible for more flexible 687 01:16:56,980 --> 01:17:01,420 existing moral standards in current affairs. 688 01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:06,960 People didn't have the slightest decency. 689 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:18,860 However, something would happen to ruin the 690 01:17:18,860 --> 01:17:21,260 small social gathering. 691 01:17:30,190 --> 01:17:35,830 put on a pillow and went to the door to see who it was. 692 01:17:57,890 --> 01:18:00,230 What encouragement, Isaura. How hot, huh? 693 01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:05,370 That's right, Miss Lucie? It's true that it is hot, but not exaggerated, right? 694 01:18:06,590 --> 01:18:08,710 I just pulled it out, I'm exhausted. Where's Beto? 695 01:18:09,210 --> 01:18:11,530 I just made a cup of coffee now delicious for you. 696 01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:14,510 But where is Beto? No, he won't take time, he won't take time. 697 01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:17,250 No, 698 01:18:18,530 --> 01:18:21,650 a cup of coffee, a cup of coffee. What a story Is this coffee? Listen, Isaura, 699 01:18:21,650 --> 01:18:23,550 What's this about coffee? I I want Beto, Isaura. 700 01:18:23,770 --> 01:18:27,190 No, you chuchu, he won't be long. I swear he won't be long. But where is the 701 01:18:27,190 --> 01:18:29,690 Beto? My chuchu, Isaura, stop it. Where's Beto, Isaura? 702 01:18:29,930 --> 01:18:32,990 No, but he won't be long. It's just one delicious coffee that I made with so much 703 01:18:33,310 --> 01:18:37,190 But my chayote is very, very delicious. And stop it. Where's Beto, Isaura? But 704 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:38,190 What a thing, my God! 705 01:18:38,730 --> 01:18:41,010 But, Isaura, stop it. How absurd, what is this? 706 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:46,030 But your outfit is so pretty, you where did you buy it? In Paris, Isaura. And yours? 707 01:18:46,030 --> 01:18:49,110 your clothes, Isaura? And where is Beto, Isaura? Let me go! He won't be long! 708 01:18:49,690 --> 01:18:50,690 Isaura! 709 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:55,230 But what horror! 710 01:18:59,790 --> 01:19:01,290 granddaughter, right? And now? 711 01:19:12,410 --> 01:19:16,670 Pretty, huh, Zota? Running in mine own party. 712 01:19:17,310 --> 01:19:21,790 Ah, my daughter, she hesitated, she danced. Oh, But does that mean that the couples 713 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:23,830 Were they trained? I will call police, firefighter! 714 01:19:24,110 --> 01:19:25,110 What a mess! 715 01:19:25,650 --> 01:19:26,650 Oh, 716 01:19:27,710 --> 01:19:28,710 I'm in... 717 01:19:29,610 --> 01:19:35,570 It was really very invoked with that little meeting. 718 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:44,730 You asshole, you want to know who yours is chayote? 719 01:19:45,090 --> 01:19:46,590 That bastard Beto? 720 01:19:47,170 --> 01:19:52,970 Well, he went to Cabo Frio, to the hot handle on Laurinha. Do you know who the 721 01:19:52,970 --> 01:19:55,110 Laura? That little chicken next door. 722 01:19:55,610 --> 01:19:57,290 And before that... 723 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,260 And even your close friend, Márcia. 724 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:06,100 Do you know Leonora? He chatted her too. 725 01:20:31,050 --> 01:20:37,890 He made a rather haphazard decision drastic for the situation 726 01:20:37,890 --> 01:20:43,470 what she was faced with at that moment momentary. 727 01:20:44,930 --> 01:20:51,510 He decided, let's say, how to say, to join the 728 01:20:51,510 --> 01:20:58,150 situation formed to the impasse of the moment. 729 01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:14,170 She took off her clothes. She decided to stay more at ease. 730 01:21:22,270 --> 01:21:28,330 I consider this a somewhat or how irresponsible. 731 01:21:31,690 --> 01:21:36,430 But what happened next was worse yet. 732 01:21:41,450 --> 01:21:45,390 Who would suddenly arrive in the middle of this stone? 733 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:25,580 pajamas, it was with olives on the ear, two horns on the forehead and seven 734 01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:26,700 down to the earth. 735 01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:36,740 My friend, let's assume that you were a tremendous man of a gallon, lived 736 01:23:36,740 --> 01:23:40,340 at those little dance parties and suddenly one day find your own 737 01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:42,220 bride at one of those parties. 738 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,960 What were you doing there? 739 01:23:44,460 --> 01:23:48,660 Man, I would take this naughty girl, fill her up of beating. 740 01:23:49,260 --> 01:23:51,840 Complete renovation of its facade. 741 01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:54,040 I sent it directly to Miguel Couto. 742 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,120 Do you guys want to know something? 743 01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,380 I'm feeling sad. 744 01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,700 I'm not pessimistic, I'm realistic. 745 01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:04,540 I can't stand it anymore. 746 01:24:05,060 --> 01:24:07,800 It's a woman dressed as a man, it's a man woman's dress. 747 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:11,060 It's a hell of a mess, no one cares understand more. 748 01:24:11,340 --> 01:24:17,140 Today's artists, actresses, say actresses, just take off your clothes, get naked, 749 01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:23,000 undressed. Show the body, the flesh. I I'm an actress, I'm an artist. 750 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:24,960 In the past, you had to be an artist. 751 01:24:25,420 --> 01:24:30,200 Today men just put on lipstick, do beautiful pitiados and tighten everyone, they are 752 01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:31,200 actors. 753 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:37,040 Shame! The true artists, the great actresses, they were actresses. 754 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:43,100 You who come to him to kiss scene, stay in bed, do crazy things. 755 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:53,380 And you who are there in the chairs, sitting, watching. 756 01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:55,040 Watching what is sex? 757 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:56,800 What do you have in your head? 758 01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:58,080 What is it? 759 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:00,060 You guys are perverts too. 760 01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:02,860 Yes. What did you guys come to do? here? 761 01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:05,260 Watch these damn scenes? 762 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:06,900 These naked women? 763 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,120 These fish? 764 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,800 Licensing? Eroticism? 765 01:25:12,820 --> 01:25:17,590 Curse! For them all who do these films. Who makes films like this doesn't 766 01:25:17,590 --> 01:25:19,230 personality, has no quality. 767 01:25:19,670 --> 01:25:22,630 The film has to be love, affection, good example. 768 01:25:22,970 --> 01:25:26,050 Not naughty. Woman with buttocks out. 769 01:25:26,790 --> 01:25:27,950 Pervert man. 770 01:25:28,170 --> 01:25:33,270 Woman with the smell of outside. And you with the crazy, hallucinated, drooling eyes 771 01:25:33,270 --> 01:25:35,650 in those chairs there. What's yours? 772 01:25:36,150 --> 01:25:37,210 What's yours? 773 01:25:37,650 --> 01:25:42,530 You guys are perverts. It's a little shame. It's a dog. 774 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:47,510 And the woman who comes with her husband seems too... This damn game is also 775 01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:48,510 in shock. 776 01:25:48,550 --> 01:25:52,770 I want respect, my world, respect. The audience has to respect me for the rest 777 01:25:52,770 --> 01:25:53,770 of life. 778 01:25:54,790 --> 01:25:55,950 Do you want to know something? 779 01:25:56,450 --> 01:25:59,670 I can't take it anymore nudity, so much naughtiness. 780 01:26:00,130 --> 01:26:01,510 And I will explain it to you. 781 01:26:02,430 --> 01:26:03,730 I go to the bathroom. 782 01:26:03,970 --> 01:26:04,970 And more. 783 01:26:05,110 --> 01:26:09,290 The bathroom, nowadays, should not be plus bathroom. 784 01:26:09,690 --> 01:26:12,790 And yes, animal origin. May they win more. 785 01:26:13,070 --> 01:26:14,890 Because there is no more knight. 786 01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,260 Not even a lady. Everything is a drama. 787 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:18,660 A misery. 788 01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:20,340 Curse you. 789 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:22,460 I'm going to the bathroom to vomit. 790 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:36,380 Dressed. And here we end another Noise program in 791 01:26:36,380 --> 01:26:39,800 City. A program that is a necessity. 792 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:44,740 Good evening, everyone. And until another time.